Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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