i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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