I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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