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when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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