Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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