Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he shaved USA in his pubs
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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