we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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