8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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