i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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