can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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