he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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