Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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