shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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