You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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