That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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