We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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