I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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