fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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