To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Randomize
