Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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