they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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