Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Never joke about your clitoris.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
