What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
as a side note pls kill me
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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