the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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