I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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