i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
honey bunches of taint.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I'm both gender and math confused
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