I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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