return my video game
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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