i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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