I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
