I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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