I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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