Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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