lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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