no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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