i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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