I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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