worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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