Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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