"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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