I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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