No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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