One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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