If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
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