I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Bring me that man meat
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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