normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
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