If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
