Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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