Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Randomize