I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
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