I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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