Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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